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<span class="iconify mr-1 svg-loading" data-icon="mdi:arrow-left"></span>====== 2023 bingo ====== It's that time again, time to make questionable predictions for the year. Any that come true should be highlighted <wrap hi>like so</wrap> and cited. | ^ B ^ I ^ N ^ G ^ O ^ ^ 1 | Mom gets high...and likes it | MH370 flight recorder(s) found | Seastrings LP | New -gate term enters the public consciousness | Loan forgiveness program is upheld | ^ 2 | My savings account hits \$20K | A popular blockchain hard forks | ORDOC facility closure | Twitter completely implodes | Extremely stupid disaster movie (think Sharknado) | ^ 3 | Umpqua lemon bar ice cream now available year-round | I get to play a good game of Catan | <wrap hi>I go on a hot date (free space)</wrap>[(N3)] | Emmett says something inappropriate at school ("hail Satan" counts) | Trump is indicted by the DOJ | ^ 4 | Shelly Miscavige reappears in public (in any form) | Streaming service merger | Banana shortage | Space billionaire becomes human firework | Tide Pod challenge successor [(O4)] | ^ 5 | Stayton Taco Bell closes permanently | Oil spill in the Gulf | In-N-Out opens/announces another Oregon location | Mediocre new entry to a major franchise | Emmett's hamster dies | [(N3>I assembled a 4MS QPLFO kit. Since I set aside the time to spend with myself and used a soldering iron, I say this counts as a "hot date".)] [(O4>**Plausible**: I heard of something called the "Mentos challenge", which apparently involves administering Mentos as suppositories and chasing them with Diet Coke. I need to confirm that it is both real and started in 2023.)]