An outlet for absolute garbage, typically of the vulgar and/or parody variety.
Yankee Doodle went to town
Yanking on his crank
Blew his load out in the road
That's why he's in the clank
You put your hand down your pants
You spread your legs out
You grab your junk
And rub 'til you're aroused
You do the Squeezy Pleasy
'Til you shiver and you shout
That's what it's all about
Out here in the hills
I fought for my thrills
I have to make my own entertainment
There's no internet
For many miles yet
So far away from civilization
Don't cry
We will not die
It's only 4G wasteland
Sit back and relax
I've downloaded some podcasts
Behind the Bastards and Well There's Your Problem
My laptop's charged to full
Plug in the aux cable
Through a noise filter to reduce the hum
Does your ass hang low
Does it drag across the flo'
Does it flap all about when the wind begins to blow
Does it drag you down on hikes
Or when you ride your bike
Does your ass hang low
I jizz right in your ass
Every time I raw dog it
You whine when it leaks out
I say put a sock in it
I'll never ever stop
Because it is too pleasurable
I don't care if you say
That it makes you miserable
I'll jizz in your ass
Probably among the most earnest parodies here. Based on Jimmy Buffett's “Margaritaville”.
Swiping on my smartphone
Feeling more and more alone
As a sinking feeling gnaws at my soul
It started so hopeful
Eighteen months ago
And now all this silence is taking its toll
Ghosted again on another dating app
Picking up my battered self-esteem
Some people claim
That women are all to blame
But I know that's incel thinking
Not once have I gone out
I seriously doubt
That I'll ever meet anybody this way
But I've persevered
For one and a half years
On the assumption that something will change