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| ====== Utter Nonsense ====== | ====== Utter Nonsense ====== | ||
| - | An outlet for absolute garbage, typically of the vulgar variety. | + | An outlet for absolute garbage, typically of the vulgar |
| ===== Yankee Spoogle ===== | ===== Yankee Spoogle ===== | ||
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| > 'Til you shiver and you shout | > 'Til you shiver and you shout | ||
| > That's what it's all about | > That's what it's all about | ||
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| + | ===== 4G Wasteland ===== | ||
| + | > Out here in the hills | ||
| + | > I fought for my thrills | ||
| + | > I have to make my own entertainment | ||
| + | > There' | ||
| + | > For many miles yet | ||
| + | > So far away from civilization | ||
| + | > | ||
| + | > Don't cry | ||
| + | > We will not die | ||
| + | > It's only 4G wasteland | ||
| + | > | ||
| + | > Sit back and relax | ||
| + | > I've downloaded some podcasts | ||
| + | > Behind the Bastards and Well There' | ||
| + | > My laptop' | ||
| + | > Plug in the aux cable | ||
| + | > Through a noise filter to reduce the hum | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===== DYAHL ===== | ||
| + | > Does your ass hang low | ||
| + | > Does it drag across the flo' | ||
| + | > Does it flap all about when the wind begins to blow | ||
| + | > Does it drag you down on hikes | ||
| + | > Or when you ride your bike | ||
| + | > Does your ass hang low | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===== Jizz in Your Ass ===== | ||
| + | > I jizz right in your ass | ||
| + | > Every time I raw dog it | ||
| + | > You whine when it leaks out | ||
| + | > I say put a sock in it | ||
| + | > I'll never ever stop | ||
| + | > Because it is too pleasurable | ||
| + | > I don't care if you say | ||
| + | > That it makes you miserable | ||
| + | > | ||
| + | > I'll jizz in your ass | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===== Ghostville (WIP) ===== | ||
| + | Probably among the most earnest parodies here. Based on Jimmy Buffett' | ||
| + | |||
| + | > Swiping on my smartphone | ||
| + | > Feeling more and more alone | ||
| + | > As a sinking feeling gnaws at my soul | ||
| + | > It started so hopeful | ||
| + | > Eighteen months ago | ||
| + | > And now all this silence is taking its toll | ||
| + | > | ||
| + | > Ghosted again on another dating app | ||
| + | > Picking up my battered self-esteem | ||
| + | > Some people claim | ||
| + | > That women are all to blame | ||
| + | > But I know that's incel thinking | ||
| + | > | ||
| + | > Not once have I gone out | ||
| + | > I seriously doubt | ||
| + | > That I'll ever meet anybody this way | ||
| + | > But I've persevered | ||
| + | > For one and a half years | ||
| + | > On the assumption that something will change | ||