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====== Utter Nonsense ======
An outlet for absolute garbage, typically of the vulgar and/or parody variety.

===== Yankee Spoogle =====
> Yankee Doodle went to town
> Yanking on his crank
> Blew his load out in the road
> That's why he's in the clank

===== Squeezy Pleasy =====
> You put your hand down your pants
> You spread your legs out
> You grab your junk
> And rub 'til you're aroused
> You do the Squeezy Pleasy
> 'Til you shiver and you shout
> That's what it's all about

===== 4G Wasteland =====
> Out here in the hills
> I fought for my thrills
> I have to make my own entertainment
> There's no internet
> For many miles yet
> So far away from civilization
> 
> Don't cry
> We will not die
> It's only 4G wasteland
> 
> Sit back and relax
> I've downloaded some podcasts
> Behind the Bastards and Well There's Your Problem
> My laptop's charged to full
> Plug in the aux cable
> Through a noise filter to reduce the hum

===== DYAHL =====
> Does your ass hang low
> Does it drag across the flo'
> Does it flap all about when the wind begins to blow
> Does it drag you down on hikes
> Or when you ride your bike
> Does your ass hang low

===== Jizz in Your Ass =====
> I jizz right in your ass
> Every time I raw dog it
> You whine when it leaks out
> I say put a sock in it
> I'll never ever stop 
> Because it is too pleasurable 
> I don't care if you say
> That it makes you miserable
> 
> I'll jizz in your ass

===== Ghostville (WIP) =====
Probably among the most earnest parodies here. Based on Jimmy Buffett's "Margaritaville". 

> Swiping on my smartphone
> Feeling more and more alone
> As a sinking feeling gnaws at my soul
> It started so hopeful
> Eighteen months ago
> And now all this silence is taking its toll
> 
> Ghosted again on another dating app
> Picking up my battered self-esteem
> Some people claim
> That women are all to blame
> But I know that's incel thinking
> 
> Not once have I gone out
> I seriously doubt
> That I'll ever meet anybody this way
> But I've persevered 
> For one and a half years
> On the assumption that something will change