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2023 bingo
It's that time again, time to make questionable predictions for the year. Any that come true should be highlighted like so and cited.
| B | I | N | G | O | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mom gets high…and likes it | MH370 flight recorder(s) found | Seastrings LP | New -gate term enters the public consciousness | Loan forgiveness program is upheld |
| 2 | My savings account hits \$20K | A popular blockchain hard forks | ORDOC facility closure | Twitter completely implodes | Extremely stupid disaster movie (think Sharknado) |
| 3 | Umpqua lemon bar ice cream now available year-round | I get to play a good game of Catan | I go on a hot date (free space) | Emmett says something inappropriate at school (“hail Satan” counts) | Trump is indicted by the DOJ |
| 4 | Shelly Miscavige reappears in public (in any form) | Streaming service merger | Banana shortage | ||
| 5 |