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Utter Nonsense
An outlet for absolute garbage, typically of the vulgar and/or parody variety.
Yankee Spoogle
Yankee Doodle went to town
Yanking on his crank
Blew his load out in the road
That's why he's in the clank
Squeezy Pleasy
You put your hand down your pants
You spread your legs out
You grab your junk
And rub 'til you're aroused
You do the Squeezy Pleasy
'Til you shiver and you shout
That's what it's all about
4G Wasteland
Out here in the hills
I fought for my thrills
I have to make my own entertainments
There's no internet
For many miles yet
So far away from civilization
Don't cry
We will not die
It's only 4G wasteland